Newsdoge Report 2021-10-20

= BREAKING NEWS =

CATE THIEF RAIDS ANOTHER MINE
The cate theif is the many fear theif of Dogecoins.The theif with his slaves and cate army,always raid Dogecoin mines.Now he has attacked the Sentisa Mine in the Deissland colony.The mine has about 45.6 billion dogecoins in it!All of them are stole.Much scare.A miner named dogod said this about the heist Much scare.Much dogecoins stolen.ATM,one doge asked DIKY and the cate theif was F2F and kill the doge.Many scary me,me run to toilet and used phne,hide much long until DIA come… -Dogod,a miner at the Sentisa Mine The Cate Thief has a rumour,is the multi-billionaire Dlon Musk,gave cate thief much dogecoins because we are in a space race in Dlon so maybe the cate thief is sabotaging the space operation to the moon for the Doge Government?So mysterious…much weird…

Anyways,about all of the Dogecoins are stolen,the DIA and the police and the DSS is still looking for cate and the lost dogecoins.The good news is we’ve got some slave kittens from cate,so we can interrogate them to find out more about cate.

The DNASA is almost complete"It’s 72/10% complete!"-the Director of the DNASA,Doge President the third,Doe Washington

RACE FOR MOON DOGECOINS SECTION
The DNASA is almost ready to launch the Doge-1 TO TAH MOON.This will be the first time since 1975’s Dogpllo 17 mission.The Doge-1 will cost 5 billion while the moon bases cost 2.9 billion each.The moon bases will be constructed with robots,the moon base rocket-1 will take off before the Doge-1.

Another news,Dlon Musk has sent Dular 9 the survey the moon for a moon base building site territory ,we have already found a spot,the spot where Dogpllo 11 came to the moon.

Anyways,we’ve just made a rocket of robot shribes to mine the moon first with mining equipment

The rover Wowisty from the moon(Not Curiousidoge)has found A LARGE AMOUNT OF DOGECOINS ON THE MOON!Now some doges and kittens think the Dog Washington is a god and Dogecoin is made by him and dogecoins are everywhere in the universe.Scientists are baffled.